when vanilla people try to talk about kink

[Matin]

So i was with this boy who was getting very hot and bothered over small spanks he was giving me while i was fully clothed. Now i have flat Irish girl ass, so half the time they would land on my lower back. It got to the point where i was like "look....'

hahaha i know the flat irish ass problem. so my sub is actually a supervisor in the business where i work, whick makes clandestine spanking a whole lot of fun. one day i walked right into her office, spun her around, and planted a mighty wallop right smack on her lower back.

she just looked at me with that pained expression one reserves for a child who isn't that bright...

in retrospect it's hilarious. at the time.. not so much lmfao

maybe i should start a thread about embarassing sexual misadventures...