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    Psychiatric Help- 5¢

    Quote Originally Posted by Psynymph View Post
    10) With a sheep/iguana/goat?
    frankee does get rather frisky at times.....
    Shhhhhhhhhhh....you weren't supposed to tell anybody about 'frankee Iguana'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delia View Post
    frankee? i think everyone remembers you whipping your tail.... *trots off to find that thread...*
    *looks all innocent* i didn't do anything perverted with my tail!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by delia View Post
    *looks at frankee* consider therapy? LMFAO

    Therapist: What is the problem?
    frankee: i keep wacking people in the cunt with my iguana tail
    LMFAO!!!

    HEY THAT WASN'T NICE!!!

    i swear it was an accident!

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    delia what are you saying about frankee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by delia View Post
    LMFAO at frankee.... sure it was darlin.....

    Therapist: And how did that make you feel?
    frankee: HORNY! What the hell else?!
    STOP IT!!!

    You find me a post that says that i was doing deviant things with my tail!!!


    (LMAO...can't help but laugh!)

    curi...tell delia to stop being mean to me!!!

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    LOOK It HERE YOU....i have not now, nor ever put my tail in anybody's hoo hoo!!!

    *mumbles..and if i did it was purely by accident*


    Anyway....stop making me sound like a friggin' deviant!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!



    i really have no comeback for that....you wingnut!!!!!! LOL!


    my tummy hurts from laughing so much!!

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    frankee...with a tail that seeks hoo hoos

    DELIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What kind of people are you introducimg me to??????

    frankee, just say flogger...flogger...flogger

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    Quote Originally Posted by delia View Post
    Therapist: So last session we talked about your insecurities with the word cunt, as well as your desire to terminate the lives of several of your chatmates, is that correct?
    frankee: yeah, and?
    Therapist: frankee, what have you done since then to improve relations with the chatmates?
    frankee: How come i have to improve them? What if i don't care? Or what if they are just rude people?
    Therapist: We have to look within ourselves for change, not to others.
    frankee: So what you are telling me is, i have to cave in and bow down to delia?
    Therapist: It is most helpful if we except our indiscretions and take responsibility for our actions.
    frankee: *mutters and mumbles* So i have to bow down to delia? God this is going to be a LONG night...


    BOW DOWN??? HA!


    (LMFAO)

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    So i have this problem... involving sheep..
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    subby sheep to a domly duckie *giggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheepishone View Post
    So i have this problem... involving sheep..
    ah what the hell....


    Do you find the said 'sheep' sexually arousing?

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    LMAO ok...whose idea was this...i never started this thread!


    HELLLLLLLLLLLLISH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frankee View Post
    LMAO ok...whose idea was this...i never started this thread!


    HELLLLLLLLLLLLISH!!
    yessssssss??? ~laughs~ i didn't do it!!!
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."


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    *reading the banter and chuckling* thinkint I might need psychiatric help at times as well*

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    there's Rick!!

    hey Rick! we've been looking everywhere for you! how are you going to beat me to 2500 posts if you aren't posting? hmm? ~grin~ unless of course you would rather go ahead and admit defeat now. i'd certainly agree to it!!
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."


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    delia,

    when i get my hands on you.....i'll beat you!!!! oh wait...you like that!

    SHIT!


    hellish...i know you had something to do with it *pinches sooooooo HARD!!

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    rofl... this is better then real therapy... at least it's fun!
    Many a false step is made by standing still

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    *shaking head*

    i swear i had nothing to do with this thread....lol!

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    omg i'm dying here!! ~rolling laughing~

    hey!! i go back and read threads before i reply, dangit!!!
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."


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    rotfl @ hoo hoo!!
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."


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    sheepish: *blushes deep red* Welllll, let me tell you...

    *sigh* I never thought of sheep in a sexual way... till this one task..
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    subby sheep to a domly duckie *giggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheepishone View Post
    sheepish: *blushes deep red* Welllll, let me tell you...

    *sigh* I never thought of sheep in a sexual way... till this one task..
    sheepish getting jiggy with the sheep...pick on her!


    (LOL)

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    *grumbles to myself....someone's gonna pay for this*

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    *just fucking dying laughing here* This is too damned funny.

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    This is just like an episode of the "Jerry Springer Show"

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    ~waving my bat at Rick~
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."


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    You're all friggin nuts!!! Every last one of you!!!

    And i noticed no one has been paying.....

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    ohhhh i've been paying!

    *slips another nickle down into delia's cleavage*
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    subby sheep to a domly duckie *giggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheepishone View Post
    ohhhh i've been paying!

    *slips another nickle down into delia's cleavage*
    *slips my hand down delia's cleavage and takes the nickel*

    *slips it down my cleavage*

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    oh FUCK!! can't breathe...laughing too hard!!! ~copying this to show to Woogs while he is at work~

    this reminds me of that new show...Help Me, Help You...anyone seen it?? freakin hilarious!!
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."


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