We have these lovely suspension cuffs we never use. I've taken some C-shaped steel hooks(like you'd use to hang a ladder in the garage and screwed them into an oak beam in the opening to our attic. Can't see 'em with the door closed and with the door open, you might think it odd, but you'd not really comment on it.

Since DH is big(6'7", 290 LBS), do you think I could suspend him from them?

They bend a little with me on them(5'10", 178 lbs), but they hold.

Any good thoughts on what to do with him once I have him?

TIA,