Psychiatric Help- 5¢

[michebe(LD)]

pfft, dont u understand anything :P

[michebe(LD)]

no it doesnt Rick, not unless you want a nasty kick

[frankee]

I think it means she is ticklish, and weants you to tickle her feet, frankee

i dont think that it's her feet that she wants tickled. *giggling*

[RickBulow74]

michebe, you best not kick me, as I would not be the one doing the tickling. Besides, I will be wearing a cup.

[RickBulow74]

i dont think that it's her feet that she wants tickled. *giggling*

Oh reheheheheheheally?

[hugsnkisses]

I think it means she doesn't want to fuck *pout*

[TheDeSade]

So she isnt wearing any shoes?

[hugsnkisses]

no shoes... one less thing to take off?????

[TheDeSade]

hugs . .you still wearing yoru shoes?

[hugsnkisses]

only if you want me wearing shoes

[TheDeSade]

makes room for hugs on the couch beside him.. . . come over here and tell me about these shoes

[hugsnkisses]

sits on the couch with the person above.. forgets to take shoes w/ her and realizes she's in a different thread

[TheDeSade]

takes out a pad and pencil . . .now . . . . tell me about these shoes . . . and we will work on this phobia

[hugsnkisses]

um, how bout we discuss your need to act like a therapist *sticks tongue out at TDS and peers at the pad*

[TheDeSade]

ummmm ... . . you mean Im not? .. . . ahhh .. .. and who is TheDeSade you keep talking to .

[hugsnkisses]

*wondering how she keeps winding up next to crazy people in the room, hugs politely excuses herself to go to the bathroom*

[TheDeSade]

throws the tablet in the corner .. . . . crazy .. she called me crazy . . Im not crazy . . . . ya'll dont think Im crazy do you . . . .

[hugsnkisses]

*sees TDS throwing stuff and hides under a table*

[TheDeSade]

didn't want to see no shrink anyway . . . . . leaves

[Warbaby1943]

No one helped me out at all....i helped myself LOL.

You're all gonna get me into alot of trouble!! NOW SHUSH!!!!!!!!

Well self help is always available. lol

[Warbaby1943]

oh my oh my... haven't you heard the pickup line??????
nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Used it eccept for the shoes.

[moptop]

Oh WB I've never posted a post that just said LOL but

LOL

[Warbaby1943]

Oh WB I've never posted a post that just said LOL but

LOL

I'm not kidding and to my surprise it even worked.

[moptop]

Is there no end to your talents - forum god, chatup god?

[RickBulow74]

*Seeing the crazies up above, running to the safety of a bunker*

[moptop]

And isn't it kind of the doc. to have bunkers so handy?

[annie]

ohhhhhhhhh... i get to be the "assistant" *grinz*

*wonders if the "no toys" rule applies to me as well then... and if that means i can now get away with calling Dr. delia "ma'am?" *

[michebe(LD)]

thats pushing it isnt it annie :P

[cookiecat]

hey i'm not a grasshopper.

thumbing through dr. delia's "Love Through Severe Pain" book - chapter one - bullwhips are your friend....

[Warbaby1943]

The Therapist would like to make a few announcements.

1. There is only ONE Therapist. One VERY busy Therapist, since apparently there are more wackos than originally thought. So please stay patient, your appt is coming soon and the que does get smaller... patience, grasshoppers.

2. There are NO toys of ANY form allowed into the Therapist's office. After a near death experience with a whip and a pitchfork, the Therapist has decided to have everyone check their toys at the door. The only toys allowed will be Dom/mes.

3. The Therapist would like to announce she has a new personal assistant, annie, who will be taking care of your gripes and issues while the Therapist is doing her primary job--medicating you all so that normal society isn't at risk.

4. The Therapist encourages everyone to read her conflict resolution book: "Love through Severe Pain" and learn from it.

5. Return visits to the Therapist for the same problem are viewed as continual counseling and are subject to more harsh treatment options.

6. The Therapist reserves the right at any time to beat anyone with a nerf bat... or a bull whip... thought the Therapist attempts non-violent interference first.

7. In the case of Dom/mes, the above does not apply. The Therapist will just outthink, outwit and out-logic them. The Therapist has the degree hanging on the wall. They just have their glares and attitudes.

8. Please try and refrain from self-groping in the Therapist's office. It leaves a mess that the custodial staff has to clean up at night.

9. The Waiting Room is meant for well behaved members of the que to enjoy eachother's company. Read: Not to act like toddlers. Keep your hoo hoos, shoes, feathers and Dom/mes to yourselves.

10. The above rules are subject to change by the Therapist without advanced warning.

Rules, more f-----g rules! I hate rules. Who the hell said that?