Psychiatric Help- 5¢

OKay... it's official... Woogsbie needs to change his id to Cum Nazi...

*rofl*

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Originally Posted by delia

~Therapist logs this supposed Cum Nazi into her calendar~

hellish, how will he be paying?

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credit! now bend over so i can swipe his card for him. ROTFLMAO!!!

sorry...somehow that just seemed like something he would say!! ~crackin' up~

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Originally Posted by ~hellish one~

credit! now bend over so i can swipe his card for him. ROTFLMAO!!!

sorry...somehow that just seemed like something he would say!! ~crackin' up~

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ROFL

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Originally Posted by delia

Therapist: Ok, might I suggest instead a male?
sheepish: I am TRYING. HELLO. *mutters about geography*
Therapist: Is there anything you can say that's positive?
sheepish: I haven't killed you with this pitchfork yet.

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OMG, I am laughing SO hard right now.

Dear therapist,

Help! I am at my wits end. This damn geopraphy problem will drive me bonkers.. How do i solve it? A certain sheep is looking pretty FINE right about now. *leers over at her favorite naughty sheep*

~A horny sheep crazed shepherdess who needs... everything!

OMG delia!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thread!

And you have some real nutcases in here!
Wonder if I should see if a certain Damn Dom will come in for therapy! pfffft

I am leaving because you know waaaaaaaaaaaay to much about me that does NOT need to be shared.

sheepish! I'll fly to England with you!!!

roflmfao

*wails* noooooooooooooooo I would NEVER use Rocky that way!

It's the "other" sheep that THAT man made me masterbate with, it was HIS idea!!

*pinching hellish on the ass, then swatting it* 2 words for ya: HELL NO!!!!!

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Originally Posted by delia

~annie sits in the therapist's waiting room. Therapist comes out from her office and sits next to annie. annie keeps reading her magazine, Therapist does a sudoku puzzle~

Therapist: Hi
annie: Oh, hi
Therapist: Do I know you?
annie: No, don't think so. Who are you?
Therapist: The one who owns this Psychiatry office
annie: Oh. You have a lot of wackos that come through here
Therapist: Yes well, they aren't wackos, they are just mentally-disturbed freaks. Speaking of which, who are you?
annie: Oh, I'm annie, nice to meet you.
Therapist: And what brings you here?
annie: Same thing that brings me everywhere. Curiosity.
Therapist: Well, you can't eternally sit here in this waiting room
annie: Sure I can. As long as I make random comments to wackos, everyone thinks I belong here.

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*makes a note... the waiting room is somewhat safe at the moment.... *

rofl.. this is too funny! *hugs*

OMG!!

i can't remember when i laughed so hard!!!

*Just friggin dies laughing*

This is too damned funny. Whoever's sick, twisted, demented mind came up with this should deserve a medal for his or her work.

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Originally Posted by RickBulow74

*Just friggin dies laughing*

This is too damned funny. Whoever's sick, twisted, demented mind came up with this should deserve a medal for his or her work.

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*points to therapist delia*

*mumbles something about* wondering who REALLY needs help here...

*grinz*

*drags Michebe into the room*

*taps on the therapists door*

Dr. Delia? *wonders if that is a good or bad twitching title*

Michebe has just confessed that she has a problem with chat as well!

Can you help her? please?

poor delia! how is she going to be able to keep up with all the freaks in here? ~laughing~

errrm annie has the same problem

ahem I am NOT a freak so there :P

*just frigging dies laughing* This is too funny.

Just remember something: Those who say they are sane are really insane.

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Originally Posted by michebe(LD)

errrm annie has the same problem

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Me??? i have no problem (other then typo's!)

*eyes the little blue sheepy* i love youuuuu *wanders off to the bedroom, sheep in hand*

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Originally Posted by sheepishone

*eyes the little blue sheepy* i love youuuuu *wanders off to the bedroom, sheep in hand*

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LMFAO!!

oh you soooooooo need more therapy, honey!

*sits back in the waiting room... waiting for Dr. delia to finish with Michebe... *

*starts to contemplate how amazing it is that the threads with the most responses are the ones that are like Seinfeld episodes... basically about nothing!!! lol*

*shrugs* *mumbles*

Oh well... is what makes it SO much fun!

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Originally Posted by just_annie

*sits back in the waiting room... waiting for Dr. delia to finish with Michebe... *

*starts to contemplate how amazing it is that the threads with the most responses are the ones that are like Seinfeld episodes... basically about nothing!!! lol*

*shrugs* *mumbles*

Oh well... is what makes it SO much fun!

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OMG...yes, we've become those fools on Seinfeld! *giggling*

*peeks in the office looking for the bathroom*

Dr. delia sure seems to have found her calling. LMAO.

I agree with you Warbaby! She is hysterical!

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Originally Posted by Curious_1

I agree with you Warbaby! She is hysterical!

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Curi, I have been meaning to tell you, I love your new Avatar.

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Originally Posted by MJs dhyanna

*peeks in the office looking for the bathroom*

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run, dhyanna!! run while you still can!! you'll never leave once you get sucked into therapy here!! ~giggles~

i think discussing hellish' pinching fetish should be next!


*hee hee*

Now frankee, as I recall you like to pinch back, so you and her should be in together. Only that both of you should wear straitjackets.

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Originally Posted by RickBulow74

Now frankee, as I recall you like to pinch back, so you and her should be in together. Only that both of you should wear straitjackets.

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i only pinched back to get my point across!!