*growls at WB*
Don't make me pull out my crook and beat you over the head with it!
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*growls at WB*
Don't make me pull out my crook and beat you over the head with it!
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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyy *giggling*
He's just asking for it frankee!!
help me? We'll be doing the Doc a favor.. one less patient to take care of! mwahahahaha
Hey watch it, frankee is my great friend and she too is sane. We can't help if you wackos can't see that. Besides the doc needs to see that I'm cured to make her feel like she has accomplished something.Quote:
Originally Posted by sheepishone
*bounces around and makes faces at WB*
Watch what?
I like seeing you bounce around like that. See I'm not crazy at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by sheepishone
Warbaby,
Those who say they are sane and normal are really insane and abnormal. I am sure delia, aka Dr. Screwloose, would agree with me on that.
LOL Rick is this opinion based on personal experiences?Quote:
Originally Posted by RickBulow74
*pulls out a lightsaber instead* Well even shepherdesses can moonlight as piratey jedis.
Personal experiences and mom would always say that to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warbaby1943
OttifantSir is having a dream. A dream of ultimate power. The power to enslave the world in dictatorship. A dictatorship of LOVE! So why did my doctor send me to see the therapist? Isn't that a nice dream? No more killings, no more wars, no more plastic hit songs that "everyone" except the record companies and radio stations hate?
By The Way is a nice chain of roadside diners too. Hoo hoo! What was that?! An owl? In here? I thought this doctor was for humans? *checks the sign on the door: Dr. Screwloose, certified psychologist* Hmmmm..... Seems I am in the right place according to my doctor.
Ahhhh...... I see, he told me to go here to find the magick that lives within me. Clever that doc:)
Wonder if the therapist takes foreign currency. Seems to be short on American Dollars tonight.:wave:
I/i or should that be W/we have no issues at this time however if you need a quick FLOGGING or a nice HOGTIE let U/s know and W/e will be happy to oblige.
My handsome Brit has appeared! I have my sheep, my Brit. What more do i need doc?
*peeks in*
Umm. Delia, my American shepherdess believes that I'm not here. And if you're giving flogging lessons with dhyanna, can I watch and test them out on my pretty gal?
Qmoq xx
!! no, i said you HAD appeared. sheeesh, Doms..
*wants to be a willing test subject anyway, so long as Rocky doesn't have to watch.*
The doctor has found my twin brother OffiantSir! YIPPI!! My life-long quest is finished! Finished? I'll show you who's finished you <beep><beep><beeeeeep>! Hey, who brought me this nice, black dragon? It's so comforting having supreme power as my pet...;)
My appointment? I don't have one. My doctor just sent me here against my will. Don't know why he thought I needed it, especially now that I have powerful dragon as my pet.
LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by delia
Bunch of wackos!!!!!!!!
I have no problems, I just wandered in for chocolate. And got sidetracked by the feathers. And the shiny things. And the pointy things. And the shiny pointy things. I need to find some rhymes for pointy...
Oh, yes, thank you, doc that's right! Groups. Bands. Rehearsals. Gotta get onto that. Oops, sorry, just been sidetracked again...
Hows your hoo hoo frankeeeeeeeeeee, does it need some more torturing ;)
Seeing the doctor disappear into her office again when I return from the bathroom, I find a piece of paper and take out my engraved, diamond-emblazoned, old-style ink pen and give the doctor my account number so she can get paid for putting up with all the wackos that seem to loiter, and litter up, her office. Hmmm.... Got a friend, a pet actually, that could get rid of all these empty boxes of chocolate in a minute.... I am sure he would like a nice feather cape too. A bit cold with scales for skin in the Norwegian winter.... Have to be cautious around moptop though. Dragons are known for liking shiny things too. Don't want to lose my pet, especially since it took me so long to find him...
*chuckling and reaching for my screwdriver* Might I tighten someone's loose screws?
Boy glad I don't have to worry about telling the doc my problems since I now know I'm the only sane one here among all these wackos, no matter what Rick says. Whew, that was close.
Hey! We talk just fine!
*whispers naughty thoughts into her handsome Brit's ear and then licks his ear*
Me? Help? how long have you got?
*hands Unc a sheep and goes back to making her handsome Brit blush*
pssst sheepy didnt u chuck all the sheep outside
no no, i picked up one of the ones by the door after leaving
ahh will let u off this once, go back to ur british guy :P
There seems to be more sheep here than I remember.