Psychiatric Help- 5¢

[frankee]

OMG....that was friggin hilarious, delia!!!

[Warbaby1943]

Poor cookie butt I think the therapist did very well again. LMAO

Hadn't yet read about the NPT group when I mentioned cookie but it was again great, You have missed your calling delia. ROTFLMAO

I'll try to learn to keep quiet, promise. See there really is nothing wrong with me.

[Guest 91108]

After last night i think i need a therapist no shit.

is there one in the house ??

[SheepishJaina]

delia hon, you are brilliant. I've nearly wet myself reading these. Thank you so much for taking the time to write all of these.

[Warbaby1943]

delia hon, you are brilliant. I've nearly wet myself reading these. Thank you so much for taking the time to write all of these.

You shouldn't have told the therapist you nearly wet yourself now you may get kicked out of the NPT group. I hate it when that happens. lol

[cookiecat]

omg delia. too much! too funny. the therapist's couch was just what i needed. and then curi & warbaby - the npt team.... lmao! what a great pair.

[Curious_1]

omg delia, lmao

[SheepishJaina]

I really don't have a problem! Not a severe one! I'm just a good lil subbie darn it!

[Warbaby1943]

I really don't have a problem! Not a severe one! I'm just a good lil subbie darn it!

OK then maybe you won't get kicked out of the NPT group. Lets hope the therapist didn't see the post where you said you wet yourself. I know I'll never tell her about it.

[Guest 91108]

Turns in a appointment request to the clerk at the desk.
goes to sit down and zone out.

[frankee]

I really don't have a problem! Not a severe one! I'm just a good lil subbie darn it!

a good little subbie that likes to masturbate with sheep...LMAO!

[SheepishJaina]

i said Almost!! *mutters* Haven't any of you heard of an expression?!?!?!

[Warbaby1943]

i said Almost!! *mutters* Haven't any of you heard of an expression?!?!?!

Now you're getting excited maybe we can get you a special appointment with the shrink.

[Warbaby1943]

I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. delia you really are something else.

[SheepishJaina]

*meeps softly*

n-n-no... p-problem here...

[cookiecat]

delia - you are the universe! warbaby, tds, sheepish, frankee - (not including me since i'm sane, yes...i am...i say it from behind the couch) - in one group? and still more waiting at your door............ so much work to be done.

thanks delia!!

[cookiecat]

*meeps softly*

n-n-no... p-problem here...

intense one-on-one therapy for sheepish?

[Guest 91108]

OMG laughing my ass off and fell outta my chair. i think that is TDS too.
and warbaby just like him chuckles

what the hell is a hoohoo should i want one ?

[Warbaby1943]

OMG laughing my ass off and fell outta my chair. i think that is TDS too.
and warbaby just like him chuckles

what the hell is a hoohoo should i want one ?

Lets just put it this way frankee isn't the only one who has a hoo hoo and yes I think you would want at least one. lol

[moptop]

I think if you read back about, oooh, lord, 7 or so pages... maybe more! you will find the hoohoo appearing.

[Guest 91108]

ah i see moptop.
and actually WB, i would prefer two or three at a time and puts on an innocent face. well i'm trying to.

[Warbaby1943]

ah i see moptop.
and actually WB, i would prefer two or three at a time and puts on an innocent face. well i'm trying to.

If you can handle two or three hoo hoos at a time you're one hell of a man let me tell you.

[annie]

Turns in a appointment request to the clerk at the desk.
goes to sit down and zone out.

~Takes the card, barely glancing up from the stack of papers, toys, therapy notes, etc. on my little corner desk.~

Thanks... have a seat over there ~points in some vague direction~ the therapist will be with you within the next 50 or so thread pages....

~so many loonies... so little time.... sighs~

[Guest 91108]

i see. grumbles but walks over and takes a seat.
....
yes i will behave as i told someone.

[Warbaby1943]

~Takes the card, barely glancing up from the stack of papers, toys, therapy notes, etc. on my little corner desk.~

Thanks... have a seat over there ~points in some vague direction~ the therapist will be with you within the next 50 or so thread pages....

~so many loonies... so little time.... sighs~

annie how did you not get identified as one of those loonies? Me thinks there is something rotten going on in here.

[annie]

annie how did you not get identified as one of those loonies? Me thinks there is something rotten going on in here.

Rotten??? i don't think so, i just cleaned the office!

*all those sheep... all the hoo hoo's in need... WHAT a mess!*

And i was in ONE group session... guess i finally proved how sweet and innocent i REALLY am!

*Plus there is NO WAY i could top a hoo hoo, humping sheep, or anything else...i'm WAY to boring... lol*

[Guest 91108]

Bull shit ~!~ i say from my seat as if i wasn't paying attention.
still trying hard to behave.

[Warbaby1943]

Rotten??? i don't think so, i just cleaned the office!

*all those sheep... all the hoo hoo's in need... WHAT a mess!*

And i was in ONE group session... guess i finally proved how sweet and innocent i REALLY am!

*Plus there is NO WAY i could top a hoo hoo, humping sheep, or anything else...i'm WAY to boring... lol*

I remember your session that is why I was wondering how you got out.


Rotten hoo hoos I sure hope not. Nothing worse than rotten hoo hoos and actually we had a thread on that which I will not revive because Talia would try to make it die again. lol I do hope she see this.

[Guest 91108]

rotten hoohoos. geeze.
yep we want none of tha around here.
it's like fear of blueballs or something ain't it??

[annie]

*passes Wolfscout the clipboard with the COMPLETE set of paperwork on his way out of the doc's office.... *