Am I kinky?

[foxy lady]

if You had that conversation with me....i would go something like this:

Q "Are you kinky?"
A oh gosh, not sure at all!!...i always worry about being enough...kinky enough? not sure im even sexy enough...but i try...and hun ''normal pepole'' fuc-bleep worry me!
Q "What about your collection of over 500 favourite sex stories. Are any about straight sex?"
A "mm i have over 15000 erotic images on my pc..and im a girl! and i find them exciting not boring...wish it was me or im the one taking them...
Q "You must be kinky then!"
A "No! giggles actually i think im a little sad!!- even more so for admitting this so publicly!
Q "Hmm … those handcuffs you once had weren't fantasy, nor were the obscenely large number of velcro strips."
A oh!!! perks up..i LOVE TOYS....settles down again...but most of mine goes bzzzzz....it kinda the same thing right?
Q "Even so you managed to overtighten the handcuffs and couldn’t get them off because of the velcro strips 'accidentally' wrapped around your other wrist and ankles. You were very lucky that the bed leg unscrewed. And there were other times you risked similar disasters. Admit that was kinky."
A erm...so You the dominate tied Your self up? pause....falls on the floor laughing...get up settles and keeps a straight face...and You worried about kinky or being normal! Dude You got this in the bag!! blows a kiss*
Q "Hmmm … And persuading your lady love to wear just a raincoat and shoes to the pub was also normal was it? If I remember you were also trying to persuade her to have her hands velcroed behind her back – fortunately she had more sense than you."
A "someone once tried to persuade me to cum with out panties on too...luckily i have more sense too...ill still be masturbating!
Q "Oh! As long as it's a fantasy it's not kinky then? What about discovering that you can thoroughly enjoy other aspects of BSDM? Is that perfectly normal?"
A: like it said....normal pepole (bleeping) worry me!!! life is all about hitting that perfect o....with panties on....and BDSM~submission~surrendering~ ROCKS my BOAT!

yes ok, So You said you didnt really want it answer or care...but you posted it...so now YOu have to read it!! snaps my panties and wiggle off with cheeky hips swinging