Substitutes for a phallus

[Timberwolf]

My personal favorite is a wood "carving" we bought at IKEA, an abstract of a brontosaurus of all things. It sits out in our living room, black, upright on a wicker basket and looking for all the world like a 12" cock sitting upright and ready.

Next to it we keep a statue of a woman, sitting, nude, and white ... just in case someone misses the point of the dino.

And of course if someone is silly enough to ask, we always tell them it's a dinosaur ... no need freaking them out!

hJ

Okay that literally made me laugh out loud.

Brontosaurus. Not what I was expecting to hear.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

What's been fun to use when playing well with others.

Yes, we should've all learned in school how to play like this, lol.

At times playing with a stuffed toy is pretty fun stuff.

Those that have a long tail on them work quite well.

Lets' say using a spreader bar and having someone use
the soft fuzzy tail to slowly run up and down the folds.

Maybe clamps holding them open so the clit is exposed, the
sheath pulled back just so the tip is poking out and all hot
and swollen.

That fuzzy tail, stroking it lazily back and forth, then smacking down
hard on it, rotating that technique over and over.

When the urge for a little something more takes over, a popsicle
can be a sweet treat.

Using it after it's been out of the freezer for a little bit till it's
starting to drip those sugary flavorings all down your clit and make
the lips nice and sticky.

Holding it right above you or having it held like that.

Drip, drip, drip, drip. Right on target!!! Oh my that clit is so
swollen, so red or purple or orange depending on the flavor, hee hee.

Such temptation for someone playing with you to want to taste that
and maybe even slowly slide the popsicle right up inside there.

Teasingly slow, in an out. Licking up all the sweet taste as it
slowly melts. Thighs streaked with the sticky wetness of it.

Fingertips dripping and chilled, pinching and pulling nipples while
the frigid invader probes those warm wet depths of you.

Just some random thoughts, not that I'd know anything about
this sorta thing.