It's fiction.

Are you like one of those guy's who sits there during the movie. "Oh look. Did you see that??? You could see the cables pulling that guy up. Oh- oh and there's the shadow from the boom! Awww-man, I can't believe I paid nine bucks to see this."

-Couture

"Why is everyone get so excited when they see a woman's pussy drip. I mean faucets drip all the time. Usually you call a plumber to fix that right away.

Now here's what get's me excited, calling a plumber to come over and fix your woman's dripping pussy. Watching him all bent over with butt crack peeking above his jeans as he takes a pipewrench and tightens that pussy up a few notches. Now that my friends is the makings of a porn story."