I love the phone call off the airplane... muahahahaa
This is quite true!! The people I have the most in common with in general, are often the kinkiest. My 2 best/favorite friends are both very open minded, or down right kinky, sexually. One's poly and the other's a dom.Just as an afterthought, generally you become friends with people that are like you so it's likely that you're friends are in the kink closet too.
And I've heard the "ohhh spanking" one too. Or the "omg!!! he wanted to tie me down and fuck me! That's so... naughty" hahahaha. Some of those people get 'lil mini speeches about safety... they then give me very very suspicious looks. -grin-
Oh, and the friend that finds out something minor (like, idk, anal or bondage) and is like OMG! you're such a freak! Hehehe, it is always hard not to respond with an even "freakier" story just to watch his/her face.
Thanks for responses. It's good to know others have interesting experiences with vanillas, and amusing to hear some of the experiences and responses.