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Strip naked and rub liberal amounts of icy-hot on your nipples and between your legs
Then get dressed and catch a bus to the local mall
Spend at least an hour walking around the mall

While you are in the bus notice how many people are staring at you and your red face while they smell your icy-hot scented body

Go into many shops at the mall and talk to several salesclerks
Be sure they see your red face and smell your icy-hot body