First, I'd have you lay out all the implements available.

Second, I'd have you prep them all as needed: lube anything that needs to be lubed, open the icy hot, etc.

Third, I'd have you roam the house looking for anything else that could possibly be used in a sexual setting at all and put those with the first implements.

Fourth, I'd have you strip down naked.

Lastly, I'd tell you to sit there and look at all of it laid out until I tell you otherwise...
then I'd go do something else. :P