"Pervertibles"

[whippedcream]

The picture is below. It helps to be in NYC, where dudes sell belts on the street for $2. Buy a belt with holes all up and down it. Buckle it and fold it in half. Use string (embroidery floss works fine, leather string is better, but it doesn't really matter) and thread it through the holes. Wrap electric tape around the bottom to make a handle. This makes an EXCELLENT belter. Great sound, great sting, and if the string is thick enough it actually leaves X's on your ass. But I advise not to use the belts where the holes have metal rings around them, because those actually leave little bitty bruises.