No Gorean association intended here (personal ick) However...

I enjoy sailing very much and intend to retire aboard in a few short years.

This dovetails so nicely with a longtime fantasy of sailing into an exotic port onboard an old schooner with a slave tied to my bowsprit. Teeny tiny lil sea anchors drag in the water tugging on her wobbly bits, not enough to damage, just enough to hurt.