That's not as bad as the experience I had with trapped air during anal sex.

Well, you know it's a tight fit, and that air has to go somewhere, and the first few strokes were kind of noisy. Luckily, we were both enjoying it too much to care, and it all worked out.

I have noticed, though, that women find sex funnier than men do. A woman can laugh at things that go on in the bedroom, a man never does. That's probably because men already know how ridiculous they look with their erections and don't want to call attention to it.

And you know what Woody Allen said: That sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

---dr.M.