Wow, thanks for all the suggestions! In the time since my last post...a loooong time ago...I've gotten lots of clothespins...candles...a homemade ball/drool gag...chopsticks, etc.

Hey, kist...yup, I'm in Victoria. And Chinatown has all sorts of interesting things, doesn't it? Not just for the pervy-minded among us, heh heh.