"Pervertibles"

[redbaron45]

Homemade electricity's a little iffy...and I certainly can't afford a TENS unit right now. Do you mean chili pepper, or chili as in the delicious stew-type dish? Because using a good bowl of chili as a toy would constitue blasphemy for me, lol.

Other than that, though, vegetables are part of a well-balanced diet . Ok, so I'm just being a smartass...I would consider using vegetables during playtime.

Oh, and good point. While I am pretty (near 100%) sure I can get out of any bondage I get myself into, phoning my mother would not be a fun experience. Or paramedics. Although the paramedics would likely have seen that sort of thing before...my dear mother would probably have a fit.

*Goes back to the toy hunt*