"Pervertibles"

**redbaron45** · 03-05-2005

Clothes pegs have been fun, to say the least

. WontWorry, I'm rather intrigued by your pencil gag, and may have to try that in the near future and report back as to its effect. However, may substitute chopsticks for pencils. (I have a little jar full of chopsticks...everytime my housemates and I get Chinese food, we keep 'em! No sense in throwing out a perfectly good pair of chopsticks.)

I'm also beginning to see the fun uses for stuff I find around the house. For instance, I found a bamboo-ish backscratcher about 18" long with a 1/2" wide handle...that handle produces quite a sting! Yee-ouch!

And thanks for the warning, craftygirl! I can just see the look on the Doctor's face!

Doctor: "Sir, how did this nut get onto your...erm...bolt?"
Patient: "Don't worry about how it got there, all I know is that now I'm kinda screwed!"

(can't resist a good opportunity for a laugh)

**Microwave0ven** · 03-06-2005

Originally Posted by Sir Lanceloth

electrical wires for bondage (off course unplugged), spatulas, vegetables, microwawe oven (no just kidding

).

did I hear my name? I don't see any opportunity for redbaron45 to use me for bondage!

*joking*

Originally Posted by redbaron45

Doctor: "Sir, how did this nut get onto your...erm...bolt?"
Patient: "Don't worry about how it got there, all I know is that now I'm kinda screwed!"

LMAO

Sticks with holes on the ends, you could use as spreader sticks

And a personal favorite of mine, a makeshift gag that will go away eventually.. Take two Fruit-by-the-Foot candy things. Take the whole candy off the paper, and roll them into a big ball of candy, using the two Fruit-by-the-foots. Stick the whole thing in your mouth, and you'll have a very nice-tasting gag, which shouldn't be too hard to explain, should someone walk in on you....just explain that you stupidly decided to try to eat both candies at the same time

**redbaron45** · 03-07-2005

LOL to the fruit-by-the-foot. In all honesty, a friend once dared me to do that anyway. Maybe it was just my inner kinkster rearing it's head, but I took that dare...

Tried WontWorry's pencil gag. Quite effective and uncomfortable! I can see myself doing that again for sure! Except I might need stronger elastics...I found that if I tried hard enough, I could slip my tongue out from between the pencils.

Also found some particularly devious clothespins lying around. They're plastic with small teeth to them. Funny enough, they've gone missing from the house's junk drawer, and I haven't the foggiest idea where they went...

And yes, students CAN afford condoms. But not many.

**Barton** · 03-07-2005

Kitchen utensils. A spatula, or maybe a nice plastic or wooden spoon.

**Nokturn** · 03-10-2005

Originally posted by Nightstriker
If you have one of those blinds that fold down and will allow you to chane their direction with one of those rods. That rod can make an effective caneing type toy.

I agree with you Nightstriker those rods make great caning instruments.
My sub has a love/hate relationship with mine...

Also, lets not forget about the ever popular candles and knives (be careful, you wouldn't want a trip to the ER for stitches, light scratching with the tip of the blade is quite enough, especially when you leave the knife in the freezer for a couple hours

)

**zig** · 03-10-2005

My college gives out free condoms (lubed and unlubed) in all the bathrooms, plus rubber gloves. Very convenient.

**craftygirl** · 03-10-2005

Originally Posted by Nokturn

Also, lets not forget about the ever popular candles and knives (be careful, you wouldn't want a trip to the ER for stitches, light scratching with the tip of the blade is quite enough, especially when you leave the knife in the freezer for a couple hours

)

I've had pretty good success using the wrong side of a very thin blade to the same effect. And the freezer only heightens the sharpness of the sensation ......... :-D

**Wontworry** · 03-11-2005

Originally Posted by redbaron45

(I have a little jar full of chopsticks...everytime my housemates and I get Chinese food, we keep 'em! No sense in throwing out a perfectly good pair of chopsticks.)

LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..

**redbaron45** · 03-13-2005

Originally Posted by Wontworry

LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..

Well, at the very least, you can stick a toothpick and a piece of paper into the cork, and make lovely little bathtub sailboats...

Way too much time on my hands.

**ProjectEuropa** · 03-14-2005

Originally Posted by redbaron45

Well, at the very least, you can stick a toothpick and a piece of paper into the cork, and make lovely little bathtub sailboats...

This thread is getting way too perverted!!!!!

**Microwave0ven** · 03-14-2005

LOL.. to the cork sailboats..

you can always uh... use corks for punishments.. make someone re-plug all the wine-bottles with corks, using only their teeth?..

oh yeah, hockey sticks, and hockey goals (if it's a metal goal) are good for tying stuff onto..

what types of pervertibles are you looking for?..any in particular? gags, racks, restraining devices..

**redbaron45** · 03-14-2005

Originally Posted by Microwave0ven

what types of pervertibles are you looking for?..any in particular? gags, racks, restraining devices..

Just about anything that is relatively small (ie: fits in a drawer). That's about my only criteria. It can be something that you find and use, something that you make, or whatever! As long as it's a relatively vanilla item in its previous life, turned into a deliciously kinky toy.

**slavelucy** · 03-14-2005

Originally Posted by redbaron45

Just about anything that is relatively small (ie: fits in a drawer). That's about my only criteria. It can be something that you find and use, something that you make, or whatever! As long as it's a relatively vanilla item in its previous life, turned into a deliciously kinky toy.

If you're into pain, ralgex (it's a deep heat thing) and sandpaper are both vanilla in their previous lives, but can be used to er, great effect for evil purposes. We used both back when we were online, we still use ralgex because i HATE it and it's a discomfort i have never got 'used' to.

sl

**Ranai** · 03-14-2005

Originally Posted by Wontworry

LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..

One possibility...
Insert corks between lucy's fingers: four to each hand. Champagne corks between thumb and forefinger (or something bigger). A foot can take two or three between toes, depending on size and flexibility. Perhaps start with two: one between big toe and 2nd, one between 3rd and 4th toe. If foot cramps, take out corks and let her stand on that foot until it's over. She would simply have to hold the corks between her fingers and toes while you do some of the things you're good at... Just a little extra discomfort.

**slavelucy** · 03-14-2005

Originally Posted by Ranai

One possibility...
Insert corks between lucy's fingers: four to each hand. Champagne corks between thumb and forefinger (or something bigger). A foot can take two or three between toes, depending on size and flexibility. Perhaps start with two: one between big toe and 2nd, one between 3rd and 4th toe. If foot cramps, take out corks and let her stand on that foot until it's over. She would simply have to hold the corks between her fingers and toes while you do some of the things you're good at... Just a little extra discomfort.

*whimpers softly*

Um..Wontworry is away till Friday, so i guess in his absence i should say..er..thanks??

i can imagine just holding them between the fingers while WW does 'some of the things he is good at' would be quite difficult actually...but, then, dropping them would mean i hadn't done as he asked....*grins slightly*...

sl

**kist** · 06-20-2005

Hey RedBaron
You're in Victoria right? We got some interesting stuff in Chinatown. _Very_ large wooden spoon (spank time). Also a great big feather duster for $3.99. Great for sensation play. And no questions asked by housemates, they'll just think you're a dust fanatic.(we've also used the handle for caning)
On the fruit by the foot thing....fruit rollups are great for giving blow jobs.
Simply wrap around the cock and enjoy. Keeps the givers mouth nice and slurpy
kist
also in BC

**brace [EDQ]** · 06-21-2005

I'm just surprised nobody's been challenged to a friendly game of ping-pong here. That IS what the paddles are for, right?
Have your sub open as wide as they can to take as big of a bite as they can out of an apple. Their teeth will bottom out, and they won't be able to close their mouth. Use the apple as a gag, like on a roast pig.
Blindfolds used for travel? The elastic wears out, but can be replaced with a shoelace.
Ever try to hold in an enema for a long time? Use a bit of lemon juice to increase the cramping.
Ice cubes in all the wrong spots is also a very cheap erotic torture.
Take a trip to the Salvation Army or the dollar store with an open mind.

- Bracemaiden

**redbaron45** · 06-21-2005

Wow, thanks for all the suggestions! In the time since my last post...a loooong time ago...I've gotten lots of clothespins...candles...a homemade ball/drool gag...chopsticks, etc.

Hey, kist...yup, I'm in Victoria. And Chinatown has all sorts of interesting things, doesn't it? Not just for the pervy-minded among us, heh heh.

**kist** · 06-22-2005

Right around the corner on..hmm Yates i think, is the Bleeding Rose. ( no affilitation - havent even been inside) they have listings for all the events in the area...we're coming back down for a trip in August . I think you can also put up ads there for like minded play partners.
eh
kist
*giggling

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