I've not a moment's doubt that if my father saw a make on me that resembled anything suspicious, my husband (innocent that he is) would be in grave danger...sigh...my father is chauvenistic and fiercely protective of me. I believe he thinks I've had sex 3 times...and the results being my 3 beautiful children. I can't even contemplate explaining about our marriage being open...

He'd cringe to know of my sexual appetite!