You're a whiney little slut, aren't you, abitbent? *gg* Please, I'm just kidding!

1) The use of the word "one" or "one's" when people try to describe a persons actions or feelings. "It all depends on how it affects one's feelings..." This conotation pops up all over the place and it drives me crazy.

Yes, it does sound a bit uppity really doesn't it? Very fake... very royal.

2) At some point, in every BDSM story, you'll read this sentence "I stepped back to admire my handiwork."

I know that 'H' word bugs a lot of people.

3) Political correctness gone bezerk when P/people decide that it's appropriate to make sure T/they don't offend O/others by using ambiguous C/capital and S/small letters. Give it a rest, we get the point.

Yes, that does seem a little bit silly, doesn't it? I guess it's come about from people using lower/upper case with their names to indicate their one line statis. Like you say it's gone totally bezerk.

4) People who reffer to themselves as the third person. (especially submissives) "Sir, this little one would humbly request to go to bed." "This ones stomach is grumbling because she's hungry." ARRRG! I know this is heavy in the Gor lifestyle, but it drives me batty.

THIS DRIVES ME NUTS!

5) The need for people to try and impress by using old victorian English while in chat or posts. "How is thou this eve?" Please folks, Hamlet has left the building.

THIS DRIVES ME DOUBLE NUTS! "Hamlet has left the building"? *ROFL* That's a good one, mind if I use it some time?

6) Mistresses seeking financial slaves. Enough said.

You mean I can actually make money out there, on line???

7) Chat rooms that are dominated by a couple cyber playing in the main chat window. Private message windows are a wonderful thing and free of charge.

It's called voyeurism and exhibitionism. Personally, it's not really my thing either, but who are we to knock other people's kinks.

8) Unrealistic scenarios of D/s portrayed as everyday activities. "My Dom makes me kneel in the corner on thumbtacks for 10 hours for punishment"

What ever turns you on... or in your case - what ever turns you off. *ss*

9) Fakes, Professionals and attention getters who aren't into BDSM because they've known for a very long time that they were different, but are here for profit, thrill or boredom alone.

I don't think on line is the only place you're going to find fakes and idiots.

10) BDSM preachers who claim that their views are the way it should be, and you should share in that opinion.

I can't stand them either. I just simply loath people who can't comprehend that I am always right - especially men! *gg*

11) The stigma that all submissive men are sissies, whimps and doormats. Some of us kneel proudly and strongly, but only for the right person.

Please, see my 'Wimps?' thread.