A while back I was sessioning a sub. I had tied her nude spread eagle on her back on a bed with a ball gag attatched. I was expecting a good friend, a Domme, to come by to meet my new sub and she was running a bit late. I decided to begin without her, figuring I could make the introduction just as easily with the sub restrained. As I was just begining the preliminaries, the phone on the other side of the bed rang. Thinking it must be my Domme friend, I huried around the bed to answer. When I made the last turn and almost had the phone in my hand, my left foot got tangled on the sheet I had hurriedly thrown on the floor. My left foot slid under the metal bedframe as I lurched forward and fell, getting wedged in the proicess. I experienced a complete rupture of the Achilles tendon, crashed to the floor (in my best dominating fashion). Reaching out in desperation, I managed to pull a 500 cd rack down on top of me. I crawled to the phone, pulled it down to the floor, and was thrilled to learn that my teenage son had just bought his favorite computer game on sale.
It was a bad moment for the sub and myself. She was totally helpless, couldn't even speak. I was in pain and buried under 500 cds. Both of us were nude. I couldn't very well tell my son to have his grandmother run him by to untie my friend. The thought of dialing 911 for emergency help didn't work either. After telling my son how happy I was for him, I pulled myself up from the rubble, freed the disappointed sub, pulled my clothes on, had her answer the door (the Domme had arrived), and called my doctor. The ladies took me to the emergency room, after which they had an exciting evening together. I came home with pain pills and a leg immobilizer.
Two weeks later I was in for surgery and in a full leg cast for several weeks. Months of rehab followed where I learned, among other things, that you can dial a phone with your toes with enough practice. People I would meet would always ask, "how did you hurt your foot?" I had a new story for each person, none of them the true one.