Quote Originally Posted by Eruditio Deus
To make matters worse, when they tried to retrieve the dong, Muppet thought it was play time and refused to be caught.
ROFL, great story! By the time time i'd read up to this part, i could almost hear the circus music playing in the back ground, it's like a carry on sketch!

Sailor - LOL! What most made me laugh about that was when you said you tried to look 'cool'...lol - bless you, we all do that don't we, try and recover it....*grins*. Still, at least it was something to think about other than the impending operation.

A few weeks back, i had a nickel rash round my face, from a ball gag....in a VERY obvious shape... i was getting my nails/waxing done and the beautician (also a friend) asked what was wrong with my face. i shrugged and said "Dunno, maybe it's dry skin"...she comes over and looks at it (NOT a good idea to suggest it was a skin complaint..to a beautician) and says "Hmmm...ya know what it looks like though?" i asked what..she replies "It looks like a bit shape..you know, those things horses wear".

i wanted to say "a BIT? Sheesh, it wasn't as bad as all THAT, it was just a run of the mill ball gag". Alas, i didn't, i just blushed, laughed (probably too much) and said "heh, giddy up".

sl

(oooh, this is my 1000th post, god, i can yap)