I had absolutely nothing constructive to add to this thread, so apropos to nothing, three things come to mind:

1. Strange Middle Eastern saying: "For duty, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. For ecstasy, a sheep." How nice for them.

2. A farmer's worst nightmare? A lamb walks up and sez "Da-a-a-a-dy!"

3. Old comic I saw in Playboy: Husband and wife are sitting on couch, he looks shocked, she's embarrased. Great Dane is sleeping on floor, pet parrot is saying "Here Rex! Yes, Rex, right there... Oh, Rex, gooood boy!"