Hey. This is even-tempered for me, especially when dealing with those of seemingly lesser intelligence. (No. Not you, Bruce. The people that insist on typing like that.)

How do you say, "W/we would like a table for T/two at tonight's BDSM fetish party. Are W/we allowed to wear O/our dress leather?" in real life conversation?

Despite the nice things the internet has done for BDSM, it has also led to some really twittified practices.



Originally posted by BruceBoxer
Well, I take it back--he's not so even tempered--must be the bambino keeing him up late.