(alias YN Hmiliator)
Dear Doctor Tester,
i am humbly sorry to have missed Your Laboratory Trials these last few weeks. Unfortunately the lame excuse is Alphonze, my elderly male pc.
However, i'm now back and when free from my Carer and piglets, will run (wobble?) post haste to You and Your cold, clinical, ACME Soundproofed Laboratory and my next Research Trial.
Dr.Tester using a WVS (woman voluntary servant) in Lab.4