That must have been sooo humiliating. But alas your not alone. I have heard that the ER is a bastian of forian objects getting lost up peoples orifice's. There are allot of Xrays floating around with bear bottles, some broken floating around the internet.

I recomend a but plug or some thing like anal beads. At least that would not have a chance to get sucked up there.
I have heard that the Ass can have a vacume affect and if some thing can get suck up there it will.

I think maybe you and hubby need to talk and some alone time. I wish you all my best and good luck.

Sorry I stated the obvious about the but plug