Quote Originally Posted by cookiecat View Post
moptop - i think you can tighten someone's nuts and then rub them. and a possible lick, too. but no cracking. ouch.

hmmmmmmmmmmm hooooooooooo hooooooooooooo
Why what a good point, cookie, thank you! I did get close to those lines when I was thinking, but then I got all confused and side tracked Googling, to find a deep discussion about the giant nuts holding up the Clifton Suspension Bridge. Nuts in suspension. Suspended by nuts. Oh dear. And imagine when the bridge goes up... what if it came down again on the suspended nuts... ooooooh ooooooh!

frankee, you mean there's a doctor here? This isn't just some sort of day care centre with snacks?