Oddball accident

From today's paper

A German construction worker, Mr. August Vogl, was involved yesterday in an unhappy accident. Standing on a rooftop where his work was needed, he lost his balance, and tumbling over, he accidentally caught the trigger of his steel nail pistol with his finger. It went off, and the impact hit one of his testicles, sending a 4-inch nail through his pants and then nailing his left ball to an upright plank in the roof. When the medics arrived, the man was standing immobile, still nailed. They managed to disconnect him and he is going to be all right.

I sure hope so. ;-)