Originally posted by Curtis
Tourguide, I think what Glibc meant by Frequently Asked Questions is something like:


Why can't I have redEva for Christmas?
Well Mate because I'm sorry to say but you can't handle her. She wouldn't even go into Santa's bag. She beat the crap out of him and Mrs. Clause. So you don't know whom you're dealing with!!

You’re better off this way just wanting and dreaming of her.