Originally posted by Curtis
How do you use the !@#$&% quote system?
Heh. I'll never tell.

I don't like being a "junior member'. How do I change that?
I personally love the answer TG gave a certain brat on the forum this past fall. I think I changed mine the first day the forums opened to 'chihuahua' and kept it that way for nearly a year.

Why do the Personal Messages claim you can use 2000 characters when, in fact, they cut you off at some random number between 1975 and 1990?
Those 'carriage returns' count as characters.

Why aren't PMs that bounce (due to recipient's drawer being full) saved so that they can be re-sent later?
Probably because its extra space and PM's are small, trivial messages, while e-mails are for more serious content.

Why can't I have redEva for Christmas?
Because you had to ask why.

What is the average penis size?
Hmmmm... I'm not sure. I think you have to ask someone who sees many (and measures), like a gynecologist. Does anyone have data about this?

Alright, I know most of these questions were tongue-in-cheek... well, there's your tongue-in-cheek answers. Enjoy!