"Pervertibles"

[redbaron45]

Hooray! My first thread.

I was wondering if anybody had any tips or ideas regarding the modification and/or use of household items as toys? Something small and easily concealed from housemates, (i.e. no full suspension frames, heh heh) and something that doesn't take an industrial machine shop to make. The more original and clever the better! Also, being a university student, the ol' budget is a little tight, so any ideas would preferably be relatively inexpensive.

*rubs hands in anticipation*

[Wontworry]

I think that there has been at least one thread on this before, but that's not to say its not worth re-visiting. I'll start the ball rolling with boring ( ) old clothes pegs, elastic bands and string.

A very efficient gag can be made by securing two pencils together with elastic bands at either end and pushing the tongue through them. This keeps the tongue pushed out, restricts speech (and screams), hurts and, best of all, allows the submissive to drool everywhere.

[tiemeupnow]

I am new here but I think I have a suggestion.
My husband, when being submissive, likes to use something to pull on his balls. His latest creation is a roll of quarters wrapped tightly in Saran Wrap then wrapped tightly around his sac.
I don't know if this anything you might be interested in but just in case here it is.

BTW.... I love this site.

[Sir Lanceloth]

being an old university student myself i have had the same problem. Now me and my gf hasnt been using many "toys" yet, that may come later but the ones we have used are as follows:

for robe: scarfs (then things you use around your neck when it is cold), different clothes aka pants.

blindfold: scarfs, headband etc.

punishment: well that old brush looks promishing (it does work wonders trust me )

well thats about it, we still have a lot to learn things that might work are:

electrical wires for bondage (off course unplugged), spatulas, vegetables, microwawe oven (no just kidding ). cant think of more atm, hope there was something you could use. happy hunting

[craftygirl]

Clothespins, definitely. And the list of things from the hardware shop that are relatively inexpensive and pervertible ...... well I could go on for days but off the top of my sleep-deprived head

Rope and chain are easy to find there in pretty much any type and length you may need. Rope is also easy to store, and you've got other reasons (erm, ok maybe not) for having it around

Paint stirrers!

all sorts of brushes for everything from a soft caress to a pretty firm scratching

tape (there was a mention of painter's tape in another thread as a bondage tool, but there are others as well)


well that was a short list but I'm sure someone else will add more :-)

Oh ............ and a caution. A friend of mine was telling me a story she heard on the news of a man who tried to use a hardware nut as a cock ring. Bad news, for him it seems. No permanent injury but a trip to the ER, several hours of discomfort, and a ton of embarrassment. I've asked her for the link if she's got it, and so far I haven't found it on the urban legends sites .... so consider that a mild caution, not an absolutely documented true account of something, k?

cg

[redbaron45]

Clothes pegs have been fun, to say the least . WontWorry, I'm rather intrigued by your pencil gag, and may have to try that in the near future and report back as to its effect. However, may substitute chopsticks for pencils. (I have a little jar full of chopsticks...everytime my housemates and I get Chinese food, we keep 'em! No sense in throwing out a perfectly good pair of chopsticks.)

I'm also beginning to see the fun uses for stuff I find around the house. For instance, I found a bamboo-ish backscratcher about 18" long with a 1/2" wide handle...that handle produces quite a sting! Yee-ouch!

And thanks for the warning, craftygirl! I can just see the look on the Doctor's face!

Doctor: "Sir, how did this nut get onto your...erm...bolt?"
Patient: "Don't worry about how it got there, all I know is that now I'm kinda screwed!"

(can't resist a good opportunity for a laugh)

[ProjectEuropa]

I was wondering if anybody had any tips or ideas regarding the modification and/or use of household items as toys?

*rubs hands in anticipation*

Well I'm looking around me now and I can see several dildo and plug shaped objects and I'm not looking hard, handles, bottles, jars. You can also craft your own dildo/plug out of an nice large firm carrot. All you need is a condom to malke them safe and hygeinic. I don't know how well equiped your kitchen is but I have a utensil here that clips shut, it has an action like a pair of scissors but has flat horizontal ends. Ideal for clamping to the labia etc.

Students can afford condoms can't they? I don't know from which side of the pond you are from but when I was a student, female students could get free condoms from several sources, family planning org, student welfare etc. etc.

[Nightstriker]

Everything is pervetable.

If you have one of those blinds that fold down and will allow you to chane their direction with one of those rods. That rod can make an effective caneing type toy.

You can also get a lot of cotton string, around 15-20 feet, and then begin to fold it in half again and again untill you end up with a one foot length of folded rope. Tie off one of the ends and split open the other and you have a cotton string flogger.

Just use your imagination, I am sure that you can find things in your hourse that you can pervert.

[Microwave0ven]

electrical wires for bondage (off course unplugged), spatulas, vegetables, microwawe oven (no just kidding ).

did I hear my name? I don't see any opportunity for redbaron45 to use me for bondage! *joking*

Doctor: "Sir, how did this nut get onto your...erm...bolt?"
Patient: "Don't worry about how it got there, all I know is that now I'm kinda screwed!"

LMAO

Sticks with holes on the ends, you could use as spreader sticks

And a personal favorite of mine, a makeshift gag that will go away eventually.. Take two Fruit-by-the-Foot candy things. Take the whole candy off the paper, and roll them into a big ball of candy, using the two Fruit-by-the-foots. Stick the whole thing in your mouth, and you'll have a very nice-tasting gag, which shouldn't be too hard to explain, should someone walk in on you....just explain that you stupidly decided to try to eat both candies at the same time

[redbaron45]

LOL to the fruit-by-the-foot. In all honesty, a friend once dared me to do that anyway. Maybe it was just my inner kinkster rearing it's head, but I took that dare...

Tried WontWorry's pencil gag. Quite effective and uncomfortable! I can see myself doing that again for sure! Except I might need stronger elastics...I found that if I tried hard enough, I could slip my tongue out from between the pencils.

Also found some particularly devious clothespins lying around. They're plastic with small teeth to them. Funny enough, they've gone missing from the house's junk drawer, and I haven't the foggiest idea where they went...

And yes, students CAN afford condoms. But not many.

[Barton]

Kitchen utensils. A spatula, or maybe a nice plastic or wooden spoon.

[Nokturn]

Originally posted by Nightstriker
If you have one of those blinds that fold down and will allow you to chane their direction with one of those rods. That rod can make an effective caneing type toy.

I agree with you Nightstriker those rods make great caning instruments.
My sub has a love/hate relationship with mine...

Also, lets not forget about the ever popular candles and knives (be careful, you wouldn't want a trip to the ER for stitches, light scratching with the tip of the blade is quite enough, especially when you leave the knife in the freezer for a couple hours )

[zig]

My college gives out free condoms (lubed and unlubed) in all the bathrooms, plus rubber gloves. Very convenient.

[craftygirl]

Also, lets not forget about the ever popular candles and knives (be careful, you wouldn't want a trip to the ER for stitches, light scratching with the tip of the blade is quite enough, especially when you leave the knife in the freezer for a couple hours )

I've had pretty good success using the wrong side of a very thin blade to the same effect. And the freezer only heightens the sharpness of the sensation ......... :-D

[Wontworry]

(I have a little jar full of chopsticks...everytime my housemates and I get Chinese food, we keep 'em! No sense in throwing out a perfectly good pair of chopsticks.)

LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..

[redbaron45]

LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..

Well, at the very least, you can stick a toothpick and a piece of paper into the cork, and make lovely little bathtub sailboats...

Way too much time on my hands.

[ProjectEuropa]

Well, at the very least, you can stick a toothpick and a piece of paper into the cork, and make lovely little bathtub sailboats...

This thread is getting way too perverted!!!!!

[Microwave0ven]

LOL.. to the cork sailboats..

you can always uh... use corks for punishments.. make someone re-plug all the wine-bottles with corks, using only their teeth?..

oh yeah, hockey sticks, and hockey goals (if it's a metal goal) are good for tying stuff onto..

what types of pervertibles are you looking for?..any in particular? gags, racks, restraining devices..

[Ranai]

LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..

One possibility...
Insert corks between lucy's fingers: four to each hand. Champagne corks between thumb and forefinger (or something bigger). A foot can take two or three between toes, depending on size and flexibility. Perhaps start with two: one between big toe and 2nd, one between 3rd and 4th toe. If foot cramps, take out corks and let her stand on that foot until it's over. She would simply have to hold the corks between her fingers and toes while you do some of the things you're good at... Just a little extra discomfort.

[slavelucy]

One possibility...
Insert corks between lucy's fingers: four to each hand. Champagne corks between thumb and forefinger (or something bigger). A foot can take two or three between toes, depending on size and flexibility. Perhaps start with two: one between big toe and 2nd, one between 3rd and 4th toe. If foot cramps, take out corks and let her stand on that foot until it's over. She would simply have to hold the corks between her fingers and toes while you do some of the things you're good at... Just a little extra discomfort.

*whimpers softly*

Um..Wontworry is away till Friday, so i guess in his absence i should say..er..thanks??

i can imagine just holding them between the fingers while WW does 'some of the things he is good at' would be quite difficult actually...but, then, dropping them would mean i hadn't done as he asked....*grins slightly*...

sl

[redbaron45]

what types of pervertibles are you looking for?..any in particular? gags, racks, restraining devices..

Just about anything that is relatively small (ie: fits in a drawer). That's about my only criteria. It can be something that you find and use, something that you make, or whatever! As long as it's a relatively vanilla item in its previous life, turned into a deliciously kinky toy.

[slavelucy]

Just about anything that is relatively small (ie: fits in a drawer). That's about my only criteria. It can be something that you find and use, something that you make, or whatever! As long as it's a relatively vanilla item in its previous life, turned into a deliciously kinky toy.

If you're into pain, ralgex (it's a deep heat thing) and sandpaper are both vanilla in their previous lives, but can be used to er, great effect for evil purposes. We used both back when we were online, we still use ralgex because i HATE it and it's a discomfort i have never got 'used' to.

sl

[Barton]

I will never be able to use sandpaper without evil thoughts again!

[redbaron45]

If you're into pain, ralgex (it's a deep heat thing)

Is this Ralgex kinda like a Flex-all or Tiger Balm?

[Microwave0ven]

tiger balm smells nice..works nicely on sore muscles..and i suppose, pervertible parts of the body as well. never heard of ralgex before though, perhaps it's a UK thing...

I suppose for teasing purposes, scissors work well.. metal scissors in particular. I'm suggestin the scissors cuz they won't accidentally cut you or anything, but the chill of the metal would give shivers..

[J's blu]

more to the chopsticks / lackeys. my MAster has me use chopsticks tightened with hair elastics, (they are quite strong and easy to wrap round the sticks) as constrictions on His breasts and sometimes labia. i imagine they could be used in the same way on male counterparts, only make sure they dont become male too purple parts!
also egg slicers make good whackers. and cucmbers in condoms are wicked. toothbrushes brush nipples just as well as teeth.

have fun.

[slavelucy]

Is this Ralgex kinda like a Flex-all or Tiger Balm?

Um...i don't know what either of those are! i found this link though. That link is for the cream but we use the stick. It's a deep heat embrocation which er..hurts like fuck on sensitive parts, but shouldn't cause any lasting damage, but i'd advise you to do a skin test first. The pain wears off after maybe 20 mins or so (depending on where it's placed) and take it from me that rubbing it or putting water on it will NOT help! i think it is a UK thing, but no doubt there's a US equivalent.

sl

[spankinsue]

Just another "cheap" suggestion I haven't seen anywhere, but use, ever so often myself , are the tiny hair clips used on little girls. You know the ones with 3-4 teeth that are like little clamps. The big ones really don't do a whole lot in my opinion, but if you get the tiny ones their little teeth are deadly. You can get all the little "pins" around a good sized nipple or on a clit nicely. best of all, my husband doesn't ask why I keep a few in the shower (detachable shower head, duh) Anyhoo, buy these by the cardful at walmart or a dollar store and go nuts. I do suggest testing out the springs before buying, nothing is worse than getting home and finding out your new toy has "no bite"

[spankinsue]

Ooooo, just found another "everyone has one in their closet" idea that's especially great for subs working w/o a partner. A pants hanger is awesome. Either the kind with 2 spring clips or my favorite, the cheap plastic kind from walmart where after you close it you slide a metal clip in place to hold it closed. Works great, you can do one breast at a time and then only have to use one hand to apply more tension (pulling, hanging etc) so the other hand is free for some self gratification.

[Barton]

Here's something to have fun with. Tie a string to about 5 to 10 clothespins and make a zipper out of them.