Signs BDSM playtime is OVER: The cops show up!

[onlyforhim4ever]

Anyone else have any issues with their lifestyle causing police attention or neighbor/roommate complaints? Or with ignorant people expressing their intolerance to your lifestyle from a moral standpoint? How did you deal with it?


My first (and hopefully last) police encounter:

The morning after an intense scene, I'm getting out of the shower and running a bit late for my first brazillian waxing when a female cop and 2 male detectives let themselves into His house (in the shower I didn't hear their knocking). I come out nervously clutching the towel around me, and I'm asked for my ID.. they follow me back to his room to retrieve it. A box of our toys is open off to the side which I'm not sure they notice. After quite a few questions they tell me they recieved an anonymous call saying it sounded like **a young woman was being beaten** here last night (um glad you got here in time?). I explained we were just having sex (no I didn't go into detail) and that it's all totally consensual (sheesh it was just a crop). I reassure them some more after another string of questions and finally they leave me with a business card, urging me to call them if need be. Um yea nice.

We recently found out it wasn't the neighbors who called the cops, but rather his ebay-freak of a roommate. Since the incident we'd been totally quiet and only went so far as to have vanilla sex once there, saving the BDSM for my apt. Nevertheless, my Dom was just given 30 days notice from the roommate (the only one on the lease there). I'm aggravated because the roommate never asked us to tone it down or even mention he heard anything (there is also a closet plus a bathroom between his bedroom and my Doms), instead he just told him to move out with no warning after we obviously demonstrated that we wouldn't make any more noise there.

*sigh* It is obvious his roommate merely has a moral issue with our lifestyle. It's for the best though because now he's moving to a place where we can make all the noise we want.

[jaeangel]

About a month ago I was in the bathroom playing with myself. Both my kidsweretaking naps, and i got out my toys. I started off with three two quart cold water enemas, and once i got myself cleaned out I got out my dildo and pushed it up my anus. I had my velcro collar on, and my leash was hooked to the shower curtain rail, and my imaginary master was standing over me, holding the leash and telling me to 'get that dildo up your ass now, cunt! Fuck it in there.' and i was doing it, and imagining myself begging my master not to make me do it when suddenly the dildo left my hands and went up inside. Completely. I tried to feel for it with my fingers...nothing. Nada. I sat on the toilet and tried for an hour to push it out, then gave up and called my husband. He was HORRIFIED! He's completely vanilla, and a lot of the things i do to myself make him shudder...which is why i don't do them when he's home. Anyway, he came home and took me to the emergency room...and some of the looks we both were getting from the nurses...! The male nurses were snickering and cracking ass jokes when they thought we couldn't hear; and the female ones were eyeing up my hubby and making jokes about his size too. They took X-Rays of my toy in my ass (that got a lot of airtime in the ER; they were passing it around to look at like a tray of hors d'oevres at a party! Hubby forbade me to do that ever again, and he told the doctor to get rid of my dildo after they got it out. He didn't want me to have it again.
So playtime with my ass is OVER.

[Mobius]

That must have been sooo humiliating. But alas your not alone. I have heard that the ER is a bastian of forian objects getting lost up peoples orifice's. There are allot of Xrays floating around with bear bottles, some broken floating around the internet.

I recomend a but plug or some thing like anal beads. At least that would not have a chance to get sucked up there.
I have heard that the Ass can have a vacume affect and if some thing can get suck up there it will.

I think maybe you and hubby need to talk and some alone time. I wish you all my best and good luck.

Sorry I stated the obvious about the but plug

[onlyforhim4ever]

Well most places now offer a wide variety of toys with flared bases so they are safe for anal insertion =) Try one of those next time heh

[Master514]

There's a word which unites all these, but I can't say it here It's around the lines of lack of maturity and responsability.

Remember kids, use brains when you play like adults.

[onlyforhim4ever]

Haven't you been rude enough Master 514? Didn't the 'objects and insertions' thread teach you a lesson? You are begging to be kicked out.