So last night we had this new strap on to try. The Penis that came with it was very lovely and realistically rendered. I mean it was artfully done with veins and ridges, I just was really taken with it. The only problem was how big it was. It was easily twice the width of any real cock I've personally seen and too long as well. Now a woman could take it in the puss of course but I didn't want to put it up my husband's ass and he didn't want it there.

Still it was lovely and I had to do something with it.

So I placed it on me by hand only and had him gratify me by trying to fellate this thing. Now that was amusing in and of itself but anyway as my hand was around it, naturally I found myself squeezing it and OMG when I did it made this terrible farting sound as it vac-ed onto my skin!!!

Well you may already know this but due to illness I had been feeling kinda morphined out all day and I just couldn't stop laughing at that. Great bit of suction it did on my bare skin there too! Woot!

Then I was like "shh, you're being too loud the kids will hear," but it was me who was laughing so hard. I just had to do it a few more times. It was particularly funny when he was actually sucking and going down on "my cock." LOL! Laughter is soooo good.

(We got back to it after a while, thankfully, cause I had a lot I wanted to do to him.)

So what moments of hilarity have temporarily halted your scenes? Share, share, share . . .

Fury