The Taste Test

[Alex Bragi]

Hey, you guys out there, is your lady reluctant to give you a blow job? Does she refuse to swallow? Would she rather enjoy a cup of tea than what you have to offer? If the answer is yes to, one or more of, the above questions perhaps your just not doing you bit to entice her?

Did you know the taste of semen can change according to several different factors? A man's diet and state of health are two keys to the way his semen will taste. Vegetarians who eat lots of celery tend to have mild semen (as will a man who has ejaculated several times in the past couple of days), while red meat, asparagus, broccoli, and spinach produce sharp-tasting semen. The more sperm in the ejaculate, the sharper the taste will be.

Smoking cigarettes or pot or drinking alcohol make the semen bitter. A diabetic's semen is usually sweet. Combinations of these factors can produce a moderate taste. It is said, too, that a vasectomy imparts a milder taste to a man's semen.

Not only that, sperm is very high in protien. Forget the meat and two vegies, she just needs the 'meat'!

Oh, and tell her to stop wasting all that money on expensive skin care. When applied to the skin, sperm acts like a beauty treatment, cleansing, tone and smoothing out fine lines all in one!

So, if you didn't already know, now you do, and if you're not already, why not experiment a little?

Oh, and don't forget, October has been decared international 'Give your man a blow job month"! *gg* Not really, but hey isn't it worth a shot?