self humiliation

what are some good ideas for self humiliation. i've heard stuff from don't wear underwear to just a long jacket and nothing more to pull out my cock while driving any other ideas?

Try having stuff up your ass while driving. I'm sure that'll be humiliating. Butt plugs you can wear all day.

You could go to the grocery store get the biggest cucumber there, a bottle of lube, and ask the nearest worker if they can go in the back and see if they have anything bigger

And purchase those items only. ^_^

Depends on how you want to go really, I could say go to the mall with a large sign that reads "Proud Man-Whore" or whatnot, have a bag of blowpop candies and pass one out to every adult you see and say "Suck my pop" until youre forced to leave by security >.>

How far are you looking to go? Private only, or in public too? The last statement was really an exaggeration since I dont know what youre looking for.

Personally Id be damn happy to wear my collar, cuffs anywhere ^_^ Id lurve to be walked out in public on a leash, to me its mild enough and gives me a rush.

Edit: You could even go and thrust your pelvis out randomly to ppl that walk by

Im probably Way off in my advice.. arent I >.>

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Originally Posted by youngflmale

pull out my cock while driving any other ideas?

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well that idea and the mall one could result in some charges so just be careful

I was exaggerating so I hope he doesnt take it seriously. It was meant to make a point.

Write your own phone number in some bathroom stalls:For a good time call #! It may just end there, but I've always been curious if people actually dial those; and that could be a good reminder while also being easily excusable as a prank call if in polite company.

Urinate a bit on your pants and pretend you don't notice, or use some gum for the cliche piece of toilet paper stuck to the shoe. Fart loudly in public. Pretend to have a very personal cell phone call in a loud voice in a bar.

Public nudity is a sketchy one to me; it can cross boundaries if not done correctly, and the last thing some 10 year old needs is a memory of a wierd guy in a trench coat to haunt their sexuality. I'd recommend sticking to primarily/exclusively adult venues for things like that.

Pretend to have a very personal cell phone call in a loud voice in a bar.

Could be good except people are getting over-personal and loud with their cell phones anyway, so it might be hard to come up with something that sounds off-the-cuff and yet is sufficiently outrageous to make attention. I hear people making totally intrusive talk any day, even in handsfree/ear snail mode on the train, so it loook like they're just standing there talking to themselves, and explaining what happended at the party last night.

Worst example
Last year I heard a guy in the university library here in town ranting, in his cell phone, to his phone operator (while sitting by a PC) about how they had "destroyed his privacy" by letting loose something and sent it (or ghappened to forward a message of his) to many of his friends and workmates- "this has wrought havoc on my personal life and I demand satiscfaction. This is obvious, but you don't seem to have much grasp on how to make good for it." - all telling them off and refusing to listen. he was audible at at least 25 ft range.
Finally i walked over to him and suggested he'd do this someplace else, he just brusehd mne off and continued (why didn't he do this call from his home phone? he obviously had one)

Some time later I saw an article in a paper about a man around 30 who had happened to forward a digital pic of his own dick to a lot of people - it was meant for his sweetheart, but he had happened to press the wrong buttons. I wasn't sure if iyt was the same guy from the library on the photo with the piece - the newspaper pic had been taken some months before, it seemed, and people change hairstyles etc - but it could well have been. :-D



More suggestions (for girls):

Decide to clean the pipes under the wash-up-basin in the kitchen yourself, instead of asking hubby or a pro plumber. They do get clogged (with scraps of bread and paper, tea leaves etc) and it's relatively straightforward to open and clear out with anything that can scrape the muck out, but boy, it does look and feel ignoble.

Walk to the cabinet in a high-end restaurant and masturbate with one of your knee-hose, then return to rable with that hose stuffed up your sleeve and just faintly visible (works best if you're alone or with someone who's in on it)

Borrow a aomewhat "improper" novel, like Story of O or Last Exit for Brooklyn in the library and ask a librarian to find it for you or show you. Make sure you're tastefully dressed for the occasion!

Out of curiosity, what's self humiliation all about?

I guess its just humiliating oneself for enjoyment, either out of the thrill for embarassment, shame, or degradation; doing things that are 'taboo' etc if thats what you mean.