Hilarity in a scene or The Case of The "Farting Penis."

So last night we had this new strap on to try. The Penis that came with it was very lovely and realistically rendered. I mean it was artfully done with veins and ridges, I just was really taken with it. The only problem was how big it was. It was easily twice the width of any real cock I've personally seen and too long as well. Now a woman could take it in the puss of course but I didn't want to put it up my husband's ass and he didn't want it there.

Still it was lovely and I had to do something with it.

So I placed it on me by hand only and had him gratify me by trying to fellate this thing. Now that was amusing in and of itself but anyway as my hand was around it, naturally I found myself squeezing it and OMG when I did it made this terrible farting sound as it vac-ed onto my skin!!!

Well you may already know this but due to illness I had been feeling kinda morphined out all day and I just couldn't stop laughing at that. Great bit of suction it did on my bare skin there too! Woot!

Then I was like "shh, you're being too loud the kids will hear," but it was me who was laughing so hard. I just had to do it a few more times. It was particularly funny when he was actually sucking and going down on "my cock." LOL! Laughter is soooo good.

(We got back to it after a while, thankfully, cause I had a lot I wanted to do to him.)

So what moments of hilarity have temporarily halted your scenes? Share, share, share . . .

Fury

That's not as bad as the experience I had with trapped air during anal sex.

Well, you know it's a tight fit, and that air has to go somewhere, and the first few strokes were kind of noisy. Luckily, we were both enjoying it too much to care, and it all worked out.

I have noticed, though, that women find sex funnier than men do. A woman can laugh at things that go on in the bedroom, a man never does. That's probably because men already know how ridiculous they look with their erections and don't want to call attention to it.

And you know what Woody Allen said: That sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

---dr.M.

Oh yesss I am familiar with air trapped in anal though usually such sounds occur for us after.

LOL!

I am not the type of girl you want to fuck with if laughter is a big no no in your book. I do find things amusing quite often and I love to have fun.

*whispers* My privates are all sore today. I'm not telling him because I'm hoping for MORE tonight. LOL!

We seldom get to have sex this many nights in a row. We simply don't have time. Last night was more nilla than the previous two because we were both so tired and sickish. Something funny did happen though.

We had shot off the fireworks. I was just freezing. So I got under the covers. I rarely do that for sex. I usually feel like I can't breathe if I do, but I was frozen. He said he could warm me up. *L* He sure did too.

So he got under the covers with me. We got busy. One of the cats was apparently freaked out from the fireworks, she jumped on his back.

Now he's pumping into me like a demon. She's this sable brown tiny thing. There she was looking sleepy, bouncing with his gyrations. Oh yes, I did laugh. It was a strange perspective indeed.

Kitty is a little too interested in our sex life in general. She has contributed a few times. Last night though, she just had to be touching us all night.

It's okay though because we both saw fireworks of a different kind before it was over and that is a good sign of a New Year IMO. I must say though that this year's journey of self discovery, (i.e. BDSM and Bi interests) was a wonderful and unexpected thing that will be hard to top!

Fury

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I have noticed, though, that women find sex funnier than men do. A woman can laugh at things that go on in the bedroom, a man never does. That's probably because men already know how ridiculous they look with their erections and don't want to call attention to it.

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Well I don't think that is why! I would think most men would want to call attention to their manhood. I love seeing a man naked and hard. Nothing more erotic than knowing where will be going. :p

subwife

Kats and I usually put a CD or movie on the try and hide the noise from the kids. One night she put on Monty Pythons "Holy Grail". It was a bit distracting but we were able to start a nice nipple torture scene.

Things were going Ok until we both heard " We are the knights who say nifffftthhh!" At that point the whole scene came to a screaching halt. We were both laughing too much to continue.

So the rule is - No Monty or Mel either during a scene!

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Kats and I usually put a CD or movie on the try and hide the noise from the kids. One night she put on Monty Pythons "Holy Grail". It was a bit distracting but we were able to start a nice nipple torture scene.

Things were going Ok until we both heard " We are the knights who say nifffftthhh!" At that point the whole scene came to a screaching halt. We were both laughing too much to continue.

So the rule is - No Monty or Mel either during a scene!

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Now that is funny! Thanks for sharing that!

We so need a sound proof room! We also use CD's. The kids still say we are loud and I'm not even a screamer. I'm more of a grunter or a mewler.

Fury

Yeah, but it's the loud *SMACKS* as the paddle/hand/flogger, etc. hits that makes the most damned noise!

Actually, we do have one CD, that is nature sounds. The howling wolf covers up screams quite nicely! :D

my story isnt gretly funny but it worryed the hell out of me,

my girfriend and i were playing with a double ended dildo (instead of our strap on) anyway she had it in her mouth and got so carryed away she nearly bit the end off, i did laugh but in a nervous and cringing way. ;-)

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Originally Posted by Barton

Things were going Ok until we both heard " We are the knights who say nifffftthhh!" At that point the whole scene came to a screaching halt. We were both laughing too much to continue.

So the rule is - No Monty or Mel either during a scene!

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And then they become knights that go ekki ekki ekki!

I support that rule 110%. Listening to Pythons or Mel can be safety hazard!:D

I love to joke around and laugh during sex/sceneing. However - too much of it and the things that were up will go down and vice versa.! It really can be such scene spoiler!

And I agree - women laught more often then men. However, I am not sure if it is because we feel ridiculous with that THING sticking out. Hmmm..?

To the best of my recollection I managed to cum ONCE while laughing. I literary laughed my ass off!

That is so rare.

Wolfie

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Originally Posted by Katmandu

Yeah, but it's the loud *SMACKS* as the paddle/hand/flogger, etc. hits that makes the most damned noise!

Actually, we do have one CD, that is nature sounds. The howling wolf covers up screams quite nicely! :D

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Great idea Katmandu. However, what to do if the Wolf himself is wielding the paddle?:D

I like to use something with strong, pumping beat. I have some CDs with various kinds of drumming and I find that inspiring - even if the noise is equal - at last it is less implicating.

However - for some types of scenes I find the silence essential. Anything not cuming from us is very annoying and distracting.

Wolfie

I agree. Backround noise is ok to a point. But it can rapidly turn into a distraction. Damn kids. I need to soundproof our room.

Hmmm, I wonder if Kats would like to have the walls done in cork board. Big heavy drapes on the windows. A solid wood door. Sounds like a weekend of work!

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Well I don't think [men knowing they look silly with an erection] that is why! I would think most men would want to call attention to their manhood. I love seeing a man naked and hard. Nothing more erotic than knowing where will be going. :p

subwife

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Yeah, but try laughing at a man's erection and see how far that gets you!

Laughter and hard-ons just don't mix.

You'd have to pay me to laugh and I'd have to know it made you happy when I did. I'm just that kind of girl.

Fury

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Originally Posted by subdude05

my story isnt gretly funny but it worryed the hell out of me,

my girfriend and i were playing with a double ended dildo (instead of our strap on) anyway she had it in her mouth and got so carryed away she nearly bit the end off, i did laugh but in a nervous and cringing way. ;-)

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I think she needs a LOT of time practicing with a dildo. Yep. Until she can show you she can filate without getting so carried away.

Honestly that would scare me too and I don't even have a cock, well not most of the time. *winks*

Fury

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Originally Posted by Katmandu

Yeah, but it's the loud *SMACKS* as the paddle/hand/flogger, etc. hits that makes the most damned noise!

Actually, we do have one CD, that is nature sounds. The howling wolf covers up screams quite nicely! :D

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Your house must be bigger than mine or the rooms further away.

I don't think I could scene to a howling wolf but the sound is precisely why I don't tend to scream unless I'm laughing that is.

Fury

Furry-- our cat is interested, too... and recently he's been standoffish towards my husband which I think MIGHT be related to scenes where he (the cat) thinks I'm being hurt! I try to tell him (the cat) that it's all consentual but I don't think he's buying it ;-).

Our funniest moment is cat-related too. It was actually our first time being physical together beyond kissing. He was going down on me and the cat jumped up on him... we were on this narrow couch in his bachelor pad and there really wasn't room for a cat in the mix... and I couldn't help myself... I said: "only one pussy is going to get attention tonight!" We literally fell about laughing. I think that moment actually went a long way towards us knowing we were meant for each other: him because it was the funniest thing I think he'd ever heard, and me beacuse we could get right back into the mood after all the laughter!

That's funny and lovely!

*smiles*

Thank you for sharing.

Fury

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I think she needs a LOT of time practicing with a dildo. Yep. Until she can show you she can filate without getting so carried away.

Honestly that would scare me too and I don't even have a cock, well not most of the time. *winks*

Fury

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oh no shes fine at oral, usualy, but she does get kind of carried away dominating some times, maybe not often enough, or maybe too much, hard to figure, but that occasion was worrying,

although i did drop her whils we were shaggin on a chair, i was trying to sit back a bit more without stopping the action, so i lifted myself up a but and she fell backwards and landed back first on our cluttered floor. she wasnt impresed with me to say the least but we laughed for ages after because of my failed attempt at holding on to her, lol

That's funny!

The first time he and I kissed? We clinked teeth! The first time we fucked? He came really, really fast. I think he hadn't been with a woman in a year or more. We laughed through all of that. Fucked a few more times that night, and here we are over 13 years later, still laughing and loving one another albeit in some kinkier ways!

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoy one another and feel safe together!

Fury

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Originally Posted by subdude05

my story isnt gretly funny but it worryed the hell out of me,

my girfriend and i were playing with a double ended dildo (instead of our strap on) anyway she had it in her mouth and got so carryed away she nearly bit the end off, i did laugh but in a nervous and cringing way. ;-)

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At the time i belive you enjoyed it baby !!!!!! espeshaly when i put it in deeper

First hilarious moment of last night's fun:

We are both munching away at each other. Life is good! Our asses are both red and stingy. I've got a face full of cock and he has a face full of pussy. We hear a noise in the kitchen which is right next to our room. There is a door that opens off the kitchen to our room. We jump apart at the same time and leap for the door lock before our son comes in to "talk" video games with Dad.

The door was unlocked too and that is rare, I don't know what happened, maybe we were too eager.

Fury