Originally Posted by Ranai
There’s an amusing book by Bodo Kirchhoff called ‘Schundroman’ = ‘Pulp fiction’. It’s an orgy of cheerfully overused clichés, idiotic violence and insults against the literary industry. Some elements are inspired by Tarantino’s film to which he pays homage in the title. (There is also an excellent audio dramatisation. As far as I could find out, the book has not been translated into English so far.)
Showdown scene: On a boat in the midst of Lake Garda, hapless contract killer Willem Hold gets hold of former school bully and erstwhile abuser Dr. Zidona. He ties him up and pulls down his pants, then carefully proceeds to lubricate the barrel of his gun with the boat’s motor oil. He shoves it up Zidona’s bum, not impressed by his lifetime enemy’s frantic pleading that he will give him anything, do anything, but please please not that!!
Alas, luckless as ever, Hold does not get the full satisfaction of his revenge. Before he gets to pull the trigger, Zidona dies – just from the fright. :rolleyes: :D