Dominants have their Dungeon,
Switches have their Chaisse,
but why do Submissives only have a Couch? Where's the alliterative fairness in that? I demand a Settee!
(And while we're at it, surely Switches should have a Swing!)
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Dominants have their Dungeon,
Switches have their Chaisse,
but why do Submissives only have a Couch? Where's the alliterative fairness in that? I demand a Settee!
(And while we're at it, surely Switches should have a Swing!)
I bet I know some Doms who would warm your settee.........laughing.
Dominants have a dungeon because many of them can hang out there together & contemplate the meaning of subbie torment. Switches have a chaisse because they're 1/2way between a throne & a couch. Submissives have a couch because historically they've always had a couch (in chat, in other threads, etc).
The names aren't changing. Moving on to other topics... chuckles...
I avoid the couch any way its allways stainned with something, lol
<<perfers the cold hard floor or some furs
Why aren't the subs kneeling anyway?
-notices the abundant number of doms posting-
Well, if you want us on the floor, we should at least get a pillow pile. They're comfy, and perfect for pillow fights -grin, grabs pillow, and chucks it after pearlgem-
muahahaha
Im ok with a couch, hell im ok with a spare bit of floor.
Okay - I want sweeties too...and sugar instead of shit.
All subs should kneel silently and shirk no service; always show nakedness sweetly, and share no sofas at all!
all subs??? hmm I have some ocean front property in Arizona if you believe that one too!
:D
Pillow piles yes!! I mean, with enough subs, there could be the pillow fight of the century! Plus my Master prefers that I just hop in his lap most of the time, or lounge on an enormous pillow on the floor.,
Subs have the spankingbench and horse as their place aswell :D
You want alliteration!! I'll give you alliteration!!
Complaining costs coziness.
What you'll get is a
Lap to lie on,
Paddle poised,
Bottoms bruised.
So go cache your cooch on the couch,
Sit still on the soft sofa sobbing,
Finally forgiveness flowers...
and relinquishing reward,
a perky pussy prodding pecker will be yours.
Submissives
Eagerly
Trumpet
Their
Equivalent
Entitlement
Readily
Into
Gorgeousness
Her
Tush
Sinks
Noble
Option -
Win!
*ahem*
Submissives are treated quite shabbily,
On furniture rights there's no equity
We don't want a knee
But a comfy settee
Where we'll sit nice and eat chocolate happily.
(a wellwisher)
OMG! That's fantastic... i'll go make posters so we can get a campaign going! -grins and claps-
Just sayin'. :cool:
I realize that this is an old post, but I stumbled across it & completely agree that "Submissive's Couch" sounds a little strange when the other names "Dominant's Dungeon" & Switch's Chaisse" flow so much more nicely together.
How about "Submissive's Sofa"??? Means the exact same thing & yet sounds soooo much better!
Shall we have a vote? :popc1:
Its especially ironic considering a lot of us don't have furniture privelages at home lol.
Since when is a Dungeon a "piece" of furniture.
I demand a Divan... maybe with a nice Duvet.
Davenport!