Inobvious toys?

I have a lot of room mates they come and go as its a very relaxed mood around our house. I was wondering since we are all over eachothers stuff if anyone knew some good ideas of none sexual looking things that might be used for sexual means.

One of my roomies bought a dildo last year and the whole house and some of our friends made fun of her for it. Needless to say no one has seen it since.

I know a few things like...clothes pins, rope, "really its a back massager i promise"s, but they need to also be things that one night i play with it and someone the next day pops it in thier mouth or otherwise "use" it too.

Any other ideas of things and how to explain to other not to touch em?

My suggestion would be to simply get a small locking case -- available at any hardware store or office supply store -- and keep your obvious toys out of reach. If asked, say it's for financial documents -- checking statements, W-2s, pay stubs, things like that. Best cover is plain sight, no one will give a rats behind about that sort of stuff, and tucking it under your bed won't seem too strange.

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?actio...132&lpage=none

Otherwise, hairbrushes have a lot of promise if you can find ones with nice handles, zip ties, scarves, screwdrivers, or bottles.

...mind you, I do love the the idea of someone 'popping it in their mouth'...

Umm, candles, duct tape, belts, scarfs. And apparently people don't find it strange if you have a cane in your cheese-plant either. :)

A good sized paintbrush has its uses.

I like the lock box idea.

Alternately you could be upfront with your friends about it, but I suppose all the subterfuge can make things more enjoyable.

Another idea would be to buy all your friends a naughty item of their own as a present, that way they can hardly mock you for your collection.

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Originally Posted by TheVariableX

Another idea would be to buy all your friends a naughty item of their own as a present, that way they can hardly mock you for your collection.

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Oh like that idea!

Also, wooden spoons/spatulas. Paint sticks work too. Fishing weights. Skirt hanger (the clips on the nipples... mmmmm and then hanging from a door... double mmmmm)...

Otherwise I would suggest checking out this thread for perhaps some additional fun items!