Idea for a Story Competition

All this talk about what metas are for has got me thinking!

Can I propose another short story competition? I mean very short, say 500 words maximum

The story must contain:
similes
metaphors
onomatopoeia
oxymorons
alliteration
irony
chiasmi
puns
meioses
litotes
and hyperbole

oh, and it must be sexy and fun obviously!

Any takers?

I don't even know what half of those words mean ... but I'm ready to give it a go.

Might need a bit more than 500 words though.

Fire-bird