Thank you for the new waistcoat, jules, and the new cane. The waistcoat does match My eyes very nicely. susiq loves it, too. I will be looking for a tailor to make one in real life now, so ... extra but, in My opinion, justifiable expense. I forgive you for the pranks, even though you never did get the cream off My fingers.
Sneaks back in while you are offline, knowing that Sir has read these messages... damn the new site layout... quickly cleans up the messy cream off the floor. Replaces the ruined waistcoat with a lovely new one... navy blue and black, with lovely gold buttons showing CC on each. Leaves a huge bowl of imported strawberries and a can of cream, plus a shiny new 'thin and painful' rattan cane as an apology
Spots your message and sound of cane makes me rub my already sore ass from a cane incident this morning. Creeps away frightened to go in, hoping you'll forget
I'm afraid, dear, that this will require a more enthusiastic application of your oral skills, particularly, licking. *eyes the spots on the floor* I did manage to discover the damage before My toys were secreted within. *taps rattan cane against side of His thigh* *tap* *tap* *thwip*
sneaks in and leaves a mop and bucket in the corner then runs straight out lauging
*grimaces* Trouble? Yes. *shakes cream from fingers to floor* That will need cleaning, for starters.
Can't believe that bad avi got your wall cherry..i'm slipping, not had one for ages. *sighs* ..spots the waistcoat on the back of the chair... damn you've taken everything out..you must have more than one. Squirts cream into all the waistcoat pockets, the squirts cherry sauce on your wall and leaves a big kiss imprint Runs out giggling
