Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, stick your head down the loo, if you taste it dont waste it, happy birthday to you! (that was the most fitting birthday song for you I know, it was either that or auld lang syne after the party :P)
hahah, now you know I am no spring chicken..
Saw this and thought of you. http://i.imgur.com/yWRgEXf.gif