Conversation Between Lagomorph and seamedblackstockings

~*~ Fined! *loads the tranq gun ~ setting the laser beam on your left thigh ~ adjusts the velocity chamber to ultra high *braces self* and squeezes the trigger ... ~*~

Hah, I burnt the tigers yesterday. Are you seeing things BFF? Maybe you should stop smoking that stuff, it really isn't good for you...

*sniggers* at the small toy size flame thrower as the gentle wind blow it out ~ the two meat stick starved tigers beginning to circle ...

Oh my days...BFF...have you ever heard the noise a tiger makes while it's screaming? That was just horrible...you really should have taken my flamethrower away before you left them in there with me...~leaves you a picture of the chastity belt key~ I'm warning you now...behave.

~*~ flies over *hovers* lowering TWO very hungry tigers in a cage ~ using the handy ACME remote .. opens the door to the cage ~ mwhahahaha can be heard in the distance as the plane disappears into the horizon ~*~

Grrr, you will pay for this outrage!! ~takes out silver chastity belt and locks it on the eric doll~ Mwahahahah, let's see you deal with that! ~runs away with the key~

~*~ eyes wide ~ hides Eric behind my back (reading his thoughts .. if that is your leg .. must adjust .. must adjust) ~ i have no idea who might have done that ... ~*~

~limps in with a, ACME rocket sticking out of my leg~ HEY! Did you do this? What the hell BFF????

~*~ Using the Sherlock glasses I see two sets of paw prints that appear to be tiger ... runs back to my page tests the pelt left there and rusults are synthetic. *Announces to the media "Folks we have a tiger fetish(er) on the loose". Sets various traps by ACME for catching silly dogs ... ~*~

~Breezes through your page like a tornado, chewing up your furniture and crapping in your slippers. Leaves behind a packet of cheetos and a tiger skin rug~