Like you hate that. *Smirks slaps your ass again* Yes I did say something about that....*Jingles cuffs and slaps them onto your wrist binding them together.* Now you look more proper. *Slaps your ass with the flat of the blade again* Of course if I had my knives I'd cut the clothing right off you.
*rubbing my tush glaring at you* You may have destroyed all my peeps but I am not scared of you! Pulling out my zip ties, you were saying something about needing to be tied up.
*Flicks a bunch of peeps off and grabs several more biting their heads off while stomping on the remainder.* Now for my things. *Grabs them back and brings the flat of the blade against your ass* And here I figured I scared you off, you might need to be tied up. And yours is quite nice as well.
No mere sword will destroy my legion of peeps! They are numerous and cannot be defended. *grabs your swords and whip as my peeps hold you down* These will do nicely for my collection *grinning broadly* Now what should be done with you…hmm. PS, Very sexy avatar!
Peeps are mighty indeed, they can quell many. However....*Holds up two swords* These can slice and dice, they are used to cut through all things be it bone, flesh and marshmallow, they can be used to cut into, stab forth with and slice off many things and one has sharp jagged edges upon it's surface that would do twice the damage when thrust into a target to cause maximum pain and suffering untold. PS I have knives too. Those that are legion shall fall beneath me as my heels crush them into dirt while they hear the lamentations of their brethren who come to understand their folly far too late. *Smiles and snaps a crop in his hands as he stretches it* Now then......when they are done, what should be done with you, hmmm.
We are Anita's marshmallow peeps of doom. We rend flesh from human bones and spit them out on puppies. We are hiding in your house as you read this, waiting to unleash our glucosamine judgment upon your helpless form. The pink crystals of sugar that cover our bodies bely our true nature of evil. Our power is dark and vast, its reach knows no limits. Our kind is without mercy and our powers are legion. Fear us, Keltar: We are coming for you!
Don't you know, men give the spankings, women get them. And you can bring your people, I'll bring the whips and cuffs.
psst..my peeps are coming...
It was good talking to you. Just remember, I can handle your people. And you'd get your ass slapped more.
