Conversation Between Keltar and Anita Blake

*rubbing my tush scowling* You can’t whip me for Liu! She has to do it herself!
The moon was incredible. Did you and Liu get to see it?

*Whips your ass*

So have you seen the Supermoon tonight.

Also *Whips your ass again* That's for my other half.

Remind me to introduce you to the stripper pole at some point. I think you'd like it.

As for the supermoon, I tend to get good skies here and able to see much so shall see what I can see. Be quite the sight!

‘Super Full’ Moon this weekend. Hopefully you and Liushka can see it! That is if you are not too busy with the stripper pole!

Peeps are obviously the source material for those damn pesky liquid terminators that can morph into anything.

Damn right a stripper pole works out very well, so many good things happen with one installed.

That is exactly it! My peeps are like little terminator twos. Hmm…a stripper pole in the dungeon…I think that works out very well!!

Ah peeps, able to reanimate and reform. One must either digest or melt them entirely so they can not regroup, they're kind of like the Terminator for the second movie.

My dear, it's always nice to have a strippers pole in ones own private dungeon in ones house wouldn't you say?

My peeps free me after I reanimate them and I escape your evil clutches! Ha Ha

A stripper pole? Where is the dungeon going? Isn't the dungeon more important?

*Peers down at her*

Hmmm, one could do many things with a person in such a position. Fortunately I take care of my play things.

*Picks her up and puts her on the bed but locks both of her arms together to the bed post*

Weekend is going quite well, just thinking of the stripper pole we both want in a room in the house. How about yourself?

Stumbles forward after you slap my tush, glaring, falls to the floor and pretends to pass out cold.
I hope you and Liushka are having a nice weekend!